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Bobby Lee - North Korean Scientist

2008-02-10T21:34:00.000-08:00

I AM A SCIENTIST! YOU ARE A SCIENTIST! SCIENCE...together. ROFLMAO Bobby Lee is one of the very best comedians on Mad-TV, and this is my favorite clip of his. No matter how many times I watch it I can't stop laughing! Bobby Lee is like a mix between a young Dane Cook and Jim Belushi and I believe hes still got some surprises in store for us. Keep an eye on him!

Wage Slaves - Literally

2008-02-07T14:09:00.000-08:00

Here it is folks, this is the point where they are literally taking our children from us for profit. Believe it or not every man woman and child in the United States today has a bond placed on their head. You are legally a ward of the state until you are 18, and unless you specifically revoke that bond it continues to be in effect. See Admiralty law. Many people make their living from placing other people's children into adoption. How much more proof do people need to prove we are all just slaves to the enforcers of this system?

Vote Totalitarian Party!

2008-02-07T12:43:00.000-08:00

This is disgusting. Being a supporter of Ron Paul but also being a realist, I understand the likely hood of Paul reaching the White House is slim as should any reasonably politically minded person. So for people not only to be purposely disenfranchising him at every turn in the media, but also at the polls themselves is like an bear picking a fight with a blue jay but you clip its wings first so it can't fly. In NY state the home of the country's most densely populated city waited the votes of a large percentage of the delegates which Ron Paul hoped to gain to facilitate his public recognition, in spite of the media almost completely ignoring Paul. I personally find this to be a total and complete disgrace to everything this republic once represented. Ron Paul was the most widely supported candidate amongst our Armed Forces as measured by donation. What kind of message are we sending them as they are fighting and dying in Iraq and Afghanistan, to preserve our rights here?

GPS Suppository of Freedom

2008-02-07T01:48:00.000-08:00

Let the registration of the underclass begin. I considered something today. I figured that the lack of funding would hold off the Real ID Act or even stop it. It might stop the issue of IDs, but people will still be forced to register their biometric info. I still don't get why people think this is a good idea. If you let them the government would install in you a GPS suppository with WiFi, stereo sound, 5 mega pixel video, and BlueTooth.

Idiot or Genius?

2008-02-04T23:34:00.001-08:00

At first I am like "wow, this is a candidate for the Darwin Awards if I have ever seen one", but then I realized what he was up to and I would totally do it! Flying around in my own chauffeured personal helicopter it totally worth possible decapitation. Not like you'd feel anything anyway...

Its a Horsefly

2008-02-04T23:27:00.000-08:00

This zombie of a TV shopping salesman doesn't quite know the difference between a horse and a butterfly. He doesn't even bother looking at what he is selling he just makes shit up as he goes, but it sounds cool so you'll give him your money. This was worth a decent laugh for me. People with low levels of consciousness entertain me.

Car Drives Through Subway Tunnel

2008-02-04T22:31:00.000-08:00

Yes I put this up mostly because I think German rap is hilarious, but the car's driving is pretty cool too. This guy has to be insane or have an atomic watch and a train schedule (maybe both?).

Robot Plays Violin

2008-02-01T23:10:00.000-08:00

For the love of God people what more evidence do you need to prove we are making ourselves obsolete. Its gonna be just like Terminator 2 but with more violins. Seriously though, robots are almost at the point where we won't be able to tell them apart from humans.

Portal from Valve - Review

2008-01-31T17:20:00.000-08:00

Portal Game Overview - More amazing videos are a click away
A pretty good review of the new game from Steam called Portal, part of The Orange Box. TF2 kicks ass! No story line spoilers here... This game rocks as well! You are taken on a tour of the first few levels and I believe it will give you a good idea of whether or not its worth your money. I personally think it is one of the most original games to come around in a long time. It really gets your noodle cooking thinking of all the possible applications of such a coool sci-fi tool.

Robert de Niro - Are you a pot head?

2008-01-31T17:08:00.000-08:00

Soundboards are the greatest invention to come along for prank calls since the Dr. Pepper in a can joke. Robert de Niro Chews out several people and asks them if they are pot heads. I have a sneaking suspicions that at least one of them are. The operator is pretty quick with the buttons on this one, one of my favorites.

Killdozer - What happens when white people snap

2008-01-31T00:11:00.000-08:00

What is a better introduction to the new blogging feature of Daily Hump than an old classic. This is a story about a regular guy who had enough, wanted revenge, put his mind to it and destroyed 13 buildings and several vehicles totaling several million dollars in damage with out injuring or taking anyone's life but his own. The guy responsible for all of this, also known as Marvin Heemeyer had a long standing dispute with some shady city zoning laws and ninja like annexations of property in addition to other business destroying actions taken by the cement company attempting to obtain his property. Rather than give the land up willingly he used the remaining time he had left and the bulldozer he had planned to use to expand his business to create a vehicle practically impervious to small arms fire and resistant to explosions. He used a Komatsu D335A bulldozer with armor that was one foot thick in some places, which was composed of concrete sandwiched in steel sheets. He was so completely covered he had to install 3 cameras with which to direct the dozer's actions. After about 2 hours of destruction he accidentally ripped apart his radiator and eventually got stuck, at which time he took his own life. Another good reason not to rob people blind, and with that massive vengeful destruction I welcome you to The Daily Hump!
-Big Hump