Sunday, February 10, 2008

Bobby Lee - North Korean Scientist



I AM A SCIENTIST! YOU ARE A SCIENTIST! SCIENCE...together. ROFLMAO Bobby Lee is one of the very best comedians on Mad-TV, and this is my favorite clip of his. No matter how many times I watch it I can't stop laughing! Bobby Lee is like a mix between a young Dane Cook and Jim Belushi and I believe hes still got some surprises in store for us. Keep an eye on him!


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Thursday, February 7, 2008

Wage Slaves - Literally



Here it is folks, this is the point where they are literally taking our children from us for profit. Believe it or not every man woman and child in the United States today has a bond placed on their head. You are legally a ward of the state until you are 18, and unless you specifically revoke that bond it continues to be in effect. See Admiralty law. Many people make their living from placing other people's children into adoption. How much more proof do people need to prove we are all just slaves to the enforcers of this system?


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Vote Totalitarian Party!



This is disgusting. Being a supporter of Ron Paul but also being a realist, I understand the likely hood of Paul reaching the White House is slim as should any reasonably politically minded person. So for people not only to be purposely disenfranchising him at every turn in the media, but also at the polls themselves is like an bear picking a fight with a blue jay but you clip its wings first so it can't fly. In NY state the home of the country's most densely populated city waited the votes of a large percentage of the delegates which Ron Paul hoped to gain to facilitate his public recognition, in spite of the media almost completely ignoring Paul. I personally find this to be a total and complete disgrace to everything this republic once represented. Ron Paul was the most widely supported candidate amongst our Armed Forces as measured by donation. What kind of message are we sending them as they are fighting and dying in Iraq and Afghanistan, to preserve our rights here?


GPS Suppository of Freedom



Let the registration of the underclass begin. I considered something today. I figured that the lack of funding would hold off the Real ID Act or even stop it. It might stop the issue of IDs, but people will still be forced to register their biometric info. I still don't get why people think this is a good idea. If you let them the government would install in you a GPS suppository with WiFi, stereo sound, 5 mega pixel video, and BlueTooth.

Monday, February 4, 2008

Idiot or Genius?


At first I am like "wow, this is a candidate for the Darwin Awards if I have ever seen one", but then I realized what he was up to and I would totally do it! Flying around in my own chauffeured personal helicopter it totally worth possible decapitation. Not like you'd feel anything anyway...

Its a Horsefly


This zombie of a TV shopping salesman doesn't quite know the difference between a horse and a butterfly. He doesn't even bother looking at what he is selling he just makes shit up as he goes, but it sounds cool so you'll give him your money. This was worth a decent laugh for me. People with low levels of consciousness entertain me.


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Car Drives Through Subway Tunnel



Yes I put this up mostly because I think German rap is hilarious, but the car's driving is pretty cool too. This guy has to be insane or have an atomic watch and a train schedule (maybe both?).



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